Now why is it though, 12 yr old kid gets to go steady with a vampyre after she has explained what if I wasn't a girl, ok I'm not a girl, and he still wants to go steady and she explains the whold, if I stay I shall die if I go I will live, and still they find a way to be together. Does it have to be completely impossible for the thing to work.
And in real life, stay with me, in real life, I know it would be my job to slay the vampyre, am I not a part time reservist on indefinite gardening leave with the forces of good and is she not correct me if I'm wrong here a bloodsucking no need for obscenities ok but a vampyre feeds off the blood of if not innocents well children of the living god yes. She cannot live without, yes. So look if I make an exception in this case, word will get around, there's no point pretending. And I've seen how fast you are kid I'm not gonna give you any chance. Plus I'm not going alone. When you bring more than a six entity team they tend to get bored but a couple of reliable killers with me. I can't let you live.
No don't look at me like that. What you think you two are going to have a happy life in the fjords somewhere, exchanging kisses in morse what do you think is going to happen in a few years when Oskar meets a real girl what then. And you haven't planned this out kids. You are 12 ok one of you has phenomenal wealth but with the usual vampyre flaws. We will find you and we will kill you. Love Shmuv no I am not getting soft. Leave the boy out in sunlight and feed him some garlic, I am not suggesting overkill. But Eli has to die.
But what a beautiful romantic film. And I am far less cruel than the american who is suggesting a remake. That's just evil.
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