Thursday, October 1, 2009

God Bless America

I noticed our Hilary had congratulated Indian Women Peace keepers in Liberia for their efforts in reducing the war crime of rape there. So I asked the Secretary of State whether she would inquire after the health of Irom Sharmila Chanu, it being one of India's contradictions that we can export best practice on the elimination of rape as a means of post conflict diplomacy abroad while still using it at home in the North Eastern States. These Yanks are efficient I got a response the next day and I believe the matter is resolved says so in the response. Nope the status is solved, which is as close as you can get to being resolved outwith actually being resolved.

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Date Created: 10/01/2009 05:04 AM
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Status: Solved[---001:000918:14207---]

I think I am going to send a card to that nice black first lady in the White House. I don't care what you say about the amurkans but they are ever so polite. I am sure I shall get a response. I am not sure how she finds the time what with appearing on Sesame Street but I guess that's why she is the first lady and I am a termite Syriac Scholar.

Oh go figure now we have excessive rains, about half as much as normal it means the agricultural lands are now waterlogged after the drought so but the really strange thing is, the really good farmers who take care over their lands, keep struggling year by year, commit suicide, their lands are taken over by the large holders who haven't got a clue about farming but have loads of dosh and keep buying up the lands of the small holders. Eventually we should end up with all the land being owned by merchant bankers and filmstars and politicians. I guess the system still works because with a population of 1.3 billion plus you can afford to lose many good men and women. Decent fighter bombers now are in short supply especially if we want to compete with the Chinese and Pakistan. I am pretty sure we could take on Bhutan if we surprised them mind. They tried with Sri Lanka back in the seventies but they didn't get on so well. Best to leave Nepal alone. Bhutan I don't think has an army, or if they do they are all ahimsa practising buddhists, more like modern WWC wrestlers, it's about the costume and putting on a show nobody said anything about shooting anybody.

Oh and I have successfully resolved a canon law problem or rather the problem was solved, I should give it a case file number in Syriac, those yanks are truly inspiring. Oh say can you see.

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