Thursday, December 3, 2009

sub-light speed

Well episode 6 hung so I took that as punishment, what for, I am a Roman Catholic even a new born baby is a sinner, to be a sinner is to be human. Anyway decided to load episode 7 meanwhile I can get tiffin in about twenty minutes. Those pigeons aren't going to leave before the weekend so I'll have to do a clearout soon. Oh wash some clothes and then.

So I was getting a little depressed about the current state of institutions. Not sure why. Perhaps part of me exists in a parallel universe where institutions are like the knights of the rounde table on their goode days coz they had some bad days. But then I realized well it was one of them comments from someone for whom it lessened the enjoyment but for me it gave me that necessary spur. First Orhan Bey he was getting a little too close to the truth for my future. Apparently I don't marry, I just live on my own in some small run down flat supplementing my state benefits with syriac things but never quite make ends meet and then I am murdered though my last days are not outwith comforts there is a secret camaraderie acceptance among old single men who obsess over a particular porn star, all the ethnicities, education, clothes styles, they blend in the embarrassed isolation. Thanks Orhan you could have written me a little bit of happiness maybe she runs off with someone after getting the european passport that she craves and yet despises but no. You wouldn't even give me that you turkish bastard.

Never mind the discovery I made via Starhunter is that I have developed sub-light capability. Are you sure Desi, yes I may at any time move at sub-light speed. Woah you mean like the Flash, yes like the Flash only a bit slower. But I find this rather comforting. Any problems come my way I just to have engage sub-light systems, sub-light systems are functioning within optimal parameters, ok take us to sub-light speed and let's get the hell out of here. To those of you more acquainted with Science apparently it's near light speed that would be the unusual thing. Screw that I have sub-light speed at the touch of a button. Engage.

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